Okay guys, I have just made the most fantastic discovery and I am pretty sure you’ll love it too. So, essentially, Kiss this Guy is a collection of some of the best misheard lyrics out there. I mean, there have been countless times when I’ve been sat listening to a song, singing along, to later find out that I have totally butchered the lyrics. Prime example of this being my personal rendition of Madonna’s ‘Hung up’. For years I sang the intro to this song completely and utterly wrong.
The original:
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Meanwhile there I was, totally nailing it…
Down goes spice so slowly
Down goes spice so slowly
I mean, what the hell? Never did it once cross my mind that this made absolutely NO sense and had ZERO connection to the rest of the song. But who knows, maybe Madonna was eating a hot chicken vindaloo whilst thinking about her man. Totally plausible.
Still, let’s face it, we’ve all done it, whether you’re too cool to admit it or not.
So if you’re ever in need of a good laugh, have a scroll through this website. It’s so dumb but also so brilliant.
Here are my favourites so far:
Artist: Taylor Swift
Song: Blank Space
Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers
Misheard Lyric: Got a list of Starbucks lovers
Artist: Michael Jackson
Song: Smooth Criminal
Real Lyric: Annie, are you OK?
Misheard Lyric: Annie, are you voting?
Artist: OneRepublic
Song: Apologize
Real Lyric: It’s too late to apologize
Misheard Lyric: It’s too late to order fries
Artist: Rihanna
Song: Only Girl (In The World)
Real Lyric: I want you to love me, like I’m a hot ride
Misheard Lyric: I want you to love me, like I’m a hot pie
Artist: Chaka Khan
Song: I’m Every Woman
Real Lyric: I’m every woman
Misheard Lyric: I’m Terry Wogan
Artist: Lorde
Song: Royals
Real Lyric: Let me be your ruler (ruler), you can call me Queen Bee
Misheard Lyric: Let me be your ruler (ruler), you can call me green bean
Ph. {Jimi Hendrix 001.} {Lorde 001.} {Taylor Swift 001.} {Jimi Hendrix cover image 002.}